Munich Politicians have decided to treat the German drinking water with Viagra to solve the demographic problem. On the 9th health congress in Munich, they decided to take this measure to regulate the demographic change in Germany. Health minister Daniel Bahr explains the decision: “Because of the many old people in Germany, the state has a lot of costs for their benefit. If we had more young people who work and fill the treasury, we could use the money for more important things, like the energy problem.”
50 top-ranking scientists from all over the country studied the sexual behavior of women and men for 2 years with and without Viagra. They found out that couples who took the potency pill had over 70 percent more babies then the couples without.
“If everybody took the pill, we would have a nation full of babies” explains Dr. Sauerländer from the University of Bremen.
For couples who strictly don’t want any more children the ministry of health recommends boiling the drinking water and closing the mouth while showering.
